I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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