I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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