No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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