i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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