My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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