I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My pussy is not your playground.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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