She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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