Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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