I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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