I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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