So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
