gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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