hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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