oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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