Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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