make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
that is very illegal...i love you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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