What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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