Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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