I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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