I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
How's work?
Spinning.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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