I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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