I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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