Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
they're like a gay fantastic four
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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