i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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