My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize