ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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