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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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