They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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