so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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