Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Define "chronic" masturbator.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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