Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just gift wrapped bread.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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