Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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