the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Pants are for mortals
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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