let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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