just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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