im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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