Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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