whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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