Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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