Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
