I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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