okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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