butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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