I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
bring money and cleavage
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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