I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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