NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't deserve a penis
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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