I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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