Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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