I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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