Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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