it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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