When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just forgot I was standing up.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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