At least make sure they are 18
Why
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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