He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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