Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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