A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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