but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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