vagina is talking i cant
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I love you. Go after that dick
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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